How Do You Abbreviate “Assessments?”

Realtor Freudian Slips?

I found a Post-it note on the ground in the Edina Realty-City Lakes parking lot the other day that read:

“Seller checking on Pending Assess.”

I’m pretty sure they meant “Assessment” — just not 100% sure . . . 🙂

P.S.: Theory #2 — somebody (the listing agent and/or Seller) didn’t like the Buyer.

See also, “Realtor Gaffes — Listing Presentation Edition“; “Realtor Gaffes & Bloopers“; “Buyer Freudian Slips“; “Realtor Freudian Slips“; and “How’s THAT For Seller Candor.”



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