How Do You Spell “Ice Dam?” (Hint: the “N” is Silent)

How do you spell “ice dam?”

I know more than a few local homeowners filling out their Seller Disclosure this Spring — or maybe just bad spellers — tempted to add an “n.”

And if you had one this past Winter, you’d better disclose it.

Either that, or hope that:  a) the Buyer’s inspector is oblivious; and b) the Buyer never has a recurrence.

See also, “How Do You Abbreviate “Assessments?” ; “Realtor Gaffes — Listing Presentation Edition“; “Realtor Gaffes & Bloopers“; “Buyer Freudian Slips“; “Realtor Freudian Slips“; and “How’s THAT For Seller Candor.”



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