Wanted: Loft Buyer With a ‘Devil-May-Care’ Attitude. Literally.

“Find Your Place” . . . in Between a Future Construction Site and Demonic Neighbors (Huh?!?)

Let me see if I understand StreetEasy’s pitch** for a New York City loft (above) correctly.

The unit above (“NEEDS RENOVATION”) is likely to become a construction site for some unknown period of time.

The unit below (“NEED EXORCISM”) was (is?) owned by a devil worshipper.

I get that the ad is supposed to be whimsical, but it still bears asking: what Buyer in their right mind would want to be sandwiched between such neighbors??

Maybe deaf ones, or fellow cult members . . .  🙂

See also, “Lenny Kravitz’s “Highly Curated” Homes.”

**The ad above appeared on a New York City subway. The highlighted unit is labeled “Find Your Place”; the units just above and below are titled “Needs Renovation” and “Needs Exorcism,” respectively. On the rooftop of the building — labeled “Moving & Storage” — is a photographer shooting a twirling model.



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