Use the Bathroom Already. Please!

Practicing Gender Diversity in the Restroom

Oh, to go back to a simpler, more innocent time — like three(?) years ago — when bathroom gender battles occupied the nation’s spare moments.

You know, not subjects like border walls, Trump tweets, environmental plundering, and Russian collusion.

So, who should be able to use public bathrooms?

Correct answer: A-N-Y-O-N-E!

Any psychic discomfort that may cause someone pales in comparison to other kinds of discomfort (like, holding it).



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