Meticulous Record Keeping = Meticulous Maintenance? “Are you in possession of prior seller’s disclosure statement(s)? (If “Yes, please attach).” –Minnesota Seller Disclosure; p. 1, line 44. [ Editor’s Note : The views expressed here are solely those of Ross Kaplan, and do not represent Edina Realty, Berkshire Hathaway, or any other entity referenced. If you need legal advice, please consult an attorney.] As a Buyer’s agent, I always like to see the previous Seller’s Disclosure — that is, the Disclosure that the current Seller received from the previous owner, when they were the Buyer (got all that??). There are two reasons that that’s helpful: One . It provides a more complete picture of the home’s condition, especially if the current owner has been in the house a relatively short time (less than 3-4 years). When that’s the case, it’s possible that the current owner has never had a problem with such Minnesota bugaboos as a wet basement or ice dams — but th...
Superhero as Psychopath [ Spoiler alert : this post divulges a sub-plot from Season One, Episode #4, “The Female of the Species.” Stop here if you don’t want to know.] As super powers go, you’d think safely landing a stricken passenger jet would be a cinch. Especially when the Superhero (“Supe”) in question — Homelander in Amazon Prime’s “The Boys” — can fly at the speed of sound, shoot lethal laser beams from his eyes, and hurl 8-ton trucks as if they were toys. Nope. Conjuring Jack Nicholson’s “Here’s Johnny!” expression from “The Shining.” Queen Maeve begs Homelander: Queen Maeve : “You’ve got to go out there — lift the plane up!” Homelander (incredulous): “Lift the plane up?!? How? There’s nothing to stand on. It’s f*cking air!” Queen Maeve: “I don’t know, fly at it, ram it straight.” Homelander : “No, [at] that kind of speed, either the plane goes ass over tit, or I’ll punch straight through the hull, or . . . ” So, why not at least save as many passengers a...
Flyover Country, Circa 2019 “Even the most modern communication technologies are limited: They can’t carry as much information as a real-life, face-to-face collaboration. Slack, email and instant messaging are famous for their inability to convey tone, and the resulting crossed wires.” –“ Where You Should Move to Make the Most Money: America’s Superstar Cities “; The Wall Street Journal (12/15/18). Apparently, not only don’t I use the most cutting edge technology . . . I don’t even recognize their names. Exhibit A: something called “slack” (or, is that “Slack??”). Definition, Please According to the online dictionaries I checked, the only noun version of the word is this one: “looseness, play , give” — as in , “the rope had some slack in it.” I’m familiar with the word slacks (plural) — what I wear to work most days — but I’m pretty sure that’s not what the author meant. Finally, I thought to check with my in-house technology experts: that would be my 19 year-ol...
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