Realtor April Fool’s Jokes

“Can I Please Speak to Myra Mains?”

[Editor’s Note:  if you’re a regular reader, you may recall this post from previous years.  Normally, I re-run it April 1.  However, given that Google and other search engines already seem to be finding it early, I’m moving up the timing this year.]

Courtesy of now-retired Edina Realty office manager Josh Kaplan, here is a classic April Fool’s joke for — make that on — Realtors, especially “newbie” Realtors.

The front desk leaves a voicemail for the intended Realtor-victim (plural, ideally), telling them that they have a lead for them. The prospect’s name is “Myra Mains”; her number is 612-927-****.

Here’s what happens next:

Realtor: ‘This is Jane Doe at Edina Realty. Can I please speak to Myra Mains?”
Other line: . . . .‘click’ (sometimes preceded by a “Ha! Ha! Very funny!”)

It’s funniest when the Realtor persists and re-dials a couple of times before catching on.

The phone number, of course, belongs to a local funeral home.



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