How to Save $109,999,750 on Art Work

Four Easy Steps; Total Cost:  < $250

“Untitled Jean-Michel Basquiat Painting Auctioned for $110 Million, a U.S. Record.”

–headline, nbcnews.com (5/18/2017).

For those without the means — or acquired taste — to drop $110 million for an abstract painting (by Jean-Michel Basquiat), I have a much cheaper alternative.

Step 1:  buy the recent New Yorker issue with the cover, “Motherboard.”

Step #2:  license the image from the New Yorker cartoon bank.

Step #3:  blow it up.

Step #4:  frame it.

There!

You have a perfectly nice, abstract piece of art for .00000001% of the cost, that doesn’t scare the bejejus out of anyone — or require expensive insurance, 24/7 security guards, cameras, surveillance, etc.   🙂

P.S.:  maybe the Basquiat Buyer is gambling that someone will buy it from him for $150 million (I believe there’s a term for that theory).



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