“Brat Diet?” I Can Do That!

Beef, Pork, or Turkey?

It turns out that I jumped the gun when the doctor checking out my daughter this a.m. recommended that she go on a “brat diet” until she recovers from an indeterminate stomach bug.

It turns out the doctor meant “B.R.A.T.,” not “brat” — short for “bananas, rice, apple sauce, and toast.”

!$#%@!!



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